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Monthly Archives: June 2009
Carnival Of The NBA #65
Screw The Suits, Little Man From Another Place, I’ve Found My Excuse To Put You In My Blog, You’re A Star, That Gum You Like Is Going To Come Back Into Style, It IS!!! Is that organ music I hear … Continue reading
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Tagged carnival of the nba, carnivale, celtics, draft 2009, gay ken, Kobe, lynch, man from another place, NBA, pistol pete, ricky rubio, spike lee, terence williams, twin peaks, zoltar
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Scoring Assist Differential – Breaking Down The Kobe Laker Era
For Winning A Title Without Shaq, Kobe Gets A Cool Picture On Full Court Pest!Just a note… this is not a typical Kobe article. Its about a predominantly unbiased stat trying to avoid the pitfalls of Kobe discussion. After the … Continue reading
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Tagged Allen Iverson, comparison, finals, gilbert arenas, Kobe Bryant, Kwame Brown, Michael Jordan, Ring, selfish, Smush Parker, statistics, title, unbias, Unfair
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What Lebron Really Said After Game 6
Bron Bron Didn’t Seem As Happy After Game 6Apparently Lebron was not so silent after all. Full Court Pest took the liberty of hiring the world’s foremost body language expert to decipher exactly what Lebron was getting at after Orlando’s … Continue reading
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Tagged cleveland cavaliers, David Stern, failure, fine, LA Lakers, LBJ, Lebron, loser, loss, MVP, NBA, orlando magic, press conference, reporters, response, shake hands, speech, winner
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LayMan’s Math: Wilt Chamberlain’s Sexual Statistics
When Wilt Chamberlain was 55 years of age, he famously made a claim that was so absurd I’m sure you already know it. For the rock denizens (or if this was before your time) he said in all seriousness that … Continue reading
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Tagged 100, basketball, bedroom, conan, Kareem, Kobe, Lebron, mirrors, NBA, Philly, sexual exploits, statistics, the big dipper, the stilt, Wilt Chamberlain, women
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